~~New Year~~

Wow... the time past rapidly...
After today,we have to say goodbye to year 2008..
A brand new year 2009 reached...

I think everyone have their own wish on this coming year 2009 right?
Me too~~
I wish everything will be going smoothly and successfully...
especially my STPM result.. give me some hope please~~

Well, I can't hang out to celebrate for this new year countdown as I need to work...
But anyhow, I can countdown in my own heart while I'm working..hehe~ Happy with all of you guys...

This new year 2009 will be the best year for me as i don't have to think of going to school, study,tuition and so on... Enjoy my half year of holiday in year 2009.. Yoooohooooo~~

Last but not least, i wish everyone here HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009~~

~~~~~~~~Cheersssssssss~~~~~~~~

Merry Christmas
to everyone~~

Yesterday was my first day working at autocity segafredo..
Certainly,there were really congested and I'm busy like hell...

Something that make me felt irritated were some uneducated and brainless customers eat something without payment.. wtf!!! All of you will be beggars soon~~useless!!

Well,the feeling of my first day working can said to be very tired.. Serve and walk non-stop...
My leg is really tired and hurt than when after i playing basketball or badminton..=.=

But,it's worth to be so tired as it really enjoyable for working over there,all my working partner,my boss... all of them are really humor and rude enough..lolz!!
All of us will never feel pressure and tension when working there~~~ good man!!


Lastly,wish again everyone Merry Christmas and Happy New Year... Enjoy your day yea~~
^o^

What is Form 6???

Let me show u~~

See it?? This is Form 6~~~ sick of it!!

Anyway,

We suffering for 1 and a half year is waiting for today's coming~~

Well,definately no ones are normal as we have been oppressed the stress for a long time,

it's the time to release...

There are several ways to release...

here we are~~

1) drunk~~ forget all the stressand sadness!! lolz

2) through your body~~ releasing all the stress in your body~~ =.=

3) read some "magazine"~~ reward yourself for your hardworking in form 6..

4) being abnormal~~ acting "济公"...=.=ll

5) GAY-ing~~~ useful way for guys to release anyting~~~

6) fighting or SM-ing~~

Lastly....

Ah jin wanna say something~~~

that's all~~~ hehe!!!!

The unique of HOkkien~~~ =.=ll

Sometimes,non-hokkien people attempt to use hokkien to increase their level of 'cool-ness' when they attempt to swear. But more often than not, they fail because they do not know how to put the word into a proper sentence, OR, it doesn't sound the same when u use it in another language/dialect apart from hokkien. Just like what the Americans did to the original King's English.

" kan keh"
direct translation - 'fuck chicken'.
actual meaning - referring to someone who's cynical and selfish, not willing to take even the slightest risk of anything.
eg: "Leh ma ler ! Ah Seng kau giak kan keh ah .."
[translation: "Your mother ! Ah Seng is damn timid !"]

"kiong kan "
direct translation - it actually was a short form for "ki ho lang kan ", which means, 'go get yourself fucked by someone'.
actual meaning - an exclamation that was used to vehemently protest against any disagreement or illogical statements.
eg: "Kiong kan lah ! lu sio kong lim peh be hiau si boh ??"
[translation : "Kiong kan lah ! You think you can fool me ??"]

"bak moy"
direct translation - 'pork porridge'
actual meaning - to undergo the complete and permanent cessation of all vital functions; i.e. die
eg: "Eh ! Lu lang cai boh ? Ray Charles bak moy liao !"
[translation : "Eh ! Did you guys know ? That Ray Charles is dead !"]

"loo siao"
direct translation - 'rub sperm'
actual meaning - to riot, to rebel, mak e trouble or go ballistic. Can be used as adjective, verb or noun.
eg: "That char bor, si peh loo siao, tiam tiam chueh soo …"
[translation : "That woman, damn rebellious, always look for trouble.."]

"char siao"
direct translation - 'fried sperm'
actual meaning - to disturb or to vex someone
eg: "Mai char siao lah !"
[translation : "Don't disturb me !"]

"kuai lan"
direct translation - 'suave dick'
actual meaning - adjective to describe a very cheeky or obnoxious person.
eg: "That si ginna si peh kuai lan."
[translation : "That kid is damn obnoxious."]

"Apong sin"
direct translation - 'pancake spirit' (pancake is also the secondary meaning for vagina)
actual meaning - a person who's fawning over any females and willing to do anything for them.
eg: "Ah Piang kau giak apong sin. Peng eu kio chut, boh eng. Char bor kio chut, eh poey…"
[translation : "Ah Piang damn 'pancake spirit'. When his friends ask him out, always busy. But when girls ask him out, he'll literally fly out"]

"ciu cheng"
direct translation - 'hand gun'
actual meaning - an adjective to describe someone that is unskillfully clumsy, delinquent and fucked up.
eg: "Si tua pui, kau giak ciu cheng. Chia pun beh hiau park."
[translation : "That fat ass damn fucked up. Don't even know how to park a car"]

"tu lan" (also known as T.L.)
direct translation - 'pig's dick'
real meaning - hatefully dislike or angry; pissed.
eg: "Kua tiok ee eh bin … pun tu lan."
[translation : "It pissed me off even by just a glance of his face."]

"kam lan"
direct translation - 'to fellate'
real meaning - an expression added into questions - to denote something ridiculous or defies logical understanding.
eg: "Lu choaa lu eh bor chut lai kam lan aa ??"
[translation : "Why the hell do you bring along your wife ??"]

"loh tee"
direct translation - 'bread' (derived from the malay word "roti")
real meaning - an adjective to describe a very slutty, chintzy and promiscuous female being. Highly derogatory.
eg: "Ah Piang eh chat loh si peh loh tee. Goh lui chap pek tau"
[translation : "Ah Piang's girl is a goddamn slut. Five cents for eighteen times"]


I was wonder that how all these such hokkien word were existed and who was the one created~~ lolzz!!!