Wednesday, December 31, 2008

~~New Year~~

Wow... the time past rapidly...
After today,we have to say goodbye to year 2008..
A brand new year 2009 reached...

I think everyone have their own wish on this coming year 2009 right?
Me too~~
I wish everything will be going smoothly and successfully...
especially my STPM result.. give me some hope please~~

Well, I can't hang out to celebrate for this new year countdown as I need to work...
But anyhow, I can countdown in my own heart while I'm working..hehe~ Happy with all of you guys...

This new year 2009 will be the best year for me as i don't have to think of going to school, study,tuition and so on... Enjoy my half year of holiday in year 2009.. Yoooohooooo~~

Last but not least, i wish everyone here HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009~~

~~~~~~~~Cheersssssssss~~~~~~~~



Thursday, December 25, 2008

Merry Christmas
to everyone~~

Yesterday was my first day working at autocity segafredo..
Certainly,there were really congested and I'm busy like hell...

Something that make me felt irritated were some uneducated and brainless customers eat something without payment.. wtf!!! All of you will be beggars soon~~useless!!

Well,the feeling of my first day working can said to be very tired.. Serve and walk non-stop...
My leg is really tired and hurt than when after i playing basketball or badminton..=.=

But,it's worth to be so tired as it really enjoyable for working over there,all my working partner,my boss... all of them are really humor and rude enough..lolz!!
All of us will never feel pressure and tension when working there~~~ good man!!


Lastly,wish again everyone Merry Christmas and Happy New Year... Enjoy your day yea~~
^o^


Friday, December 5, 2008



What is Form 6???

Let me show u~~


See it?? This is Form 6~~~ sick of it!!

Anyway,


We suffering for 1 and a half year is waiting for today's coming~~


Well,definately no ones are normal as we have been oppressed the stress for a long time,


it's the time to release...


There are several ways to release...


here we are~~


1) drunk~~ forget all the stressand sadness!! lolz



2) through your body~~ releasing all the stress in your body~~ =.=

3) read some "magazine"~~ reward yourself for your hardworking in form 6..





4) being abnormal~~ acting "济公"...=.=ll




5) GAY-ing~~~ useful way for guys to release anyting~~~





6) fighting or SM-ing~~


Lastly....
Ah jin wanna say something~~~


that's all~~~ hehe!!!!

Monday, December 1, 2008

The unique of HOkkien~~~ =.=ll


Sometimes,non-hokkien people attempt to use hokkien to increase their level of 'cool-ness' when they attempt to swear. But more often than not, they fail because they do not know how to put the word into a proper sentence, OR, it doesn't sound the same when u use it in another language/dialect apart from hokkien. Just like what the Americans did to the original King's English.


" kan keh"
direct translation - 'fuck chicken'.
actual meaning - referring to someone who's cynical and selfish, not willing to take even the slightest risk of anything.
eg: "Leh ma ler ! Ah Seng kau giak kan keh ah .."
[translation: "Your mother ! Ah Seng is damn timid !"]


"kiong kan "
direct translation - it actually was a short form for "ki ho lang kan ", which means, 'go get yourself fucked by someone'.
actual meaning - an exclamation that was used to vehemently protest against any disagreement or illogical statements.
eg: "Kiong kan lah ! lu sio kong lim peh be hiau si boh ??"
[translation : "Kiong kan lah ! You think you can fool me ??"]


"bak moy"
direct translation - 'pork porridge'
actual meaning - to undergo the complete and permanent cessation of all vital functions; i.e. die
eg: "Eh ! Lu lang cai boh ? Ray Charles bak moy liao !"
[translation : "Eh ! Did you guys know ? That Ray Charles is dead !"]


"loo siao"
direct translation - 'rub sperm'
actual meaning - to riot, to rebel, mak e trouble or go ballistic. Can be used as adjective, verb or noun.
eg: "That char bor, si peh loo siao, tiam tiam chueh soo …"
[translation : "That woman, damn rebellious, always look for trouble.."]


"char siao"
direct translation - 'fried sperm'
actual meaning - to disturb or to vex someone
eg: "Mai char siao lah !"
[translation : "Don't disturb me !"]


"kuai lan"
direct translation - 'suave dick'
actual meaning - adjective to describe a very cheeky or obnoxious person.
eg: "That si ginna si peh kuai lan."
[translation : "That kid is damn obnoxious."]

"Apong sin"
direct translation - 'pancake spirit' (pancake is also the secondary meaning for vagina)

actual meaning - a person who's fawning over any females and willing to do anything for them.
eg: "Ah Piang kau giak apong sin. Peng eu kio chut, boh eng. Char bor kio chut, eh poey…"
[translation : "Ah Piang damn 'pancake spirit'. When his friends ask him out, always busy. But when girls ask him out, he'll literally fly out"]


"ciu cheng"
direct translation - 'hand gun'
actual meaning - an adjective to describe someone that is unskillfully clumsy, delinquent and fucked up.
eg: "Si tua pui, kau giak ciu cheng. Chia pun beh hiau park."
[translation : "That fat ass damn fucked up. Don't even know how to park a car"]


"tu lan" (also known as T.L.)
direct translation - 'pig's dick'
real meaning - hatefully dislike or angry; pissed.
eg: "Kua tiok ee eh bin … pun tu lan."
[translation : "It pissed me off even by just a glance of his face."]


"kam lan"
direct translation - 'to fellate'
real meaning - an expression added into questions - to denote something ridiculous or defies logical understanding.
eg: "Lu choaa lu eh bor chut lai kam lan aa ??"
[translation : "Why the hell do you bring along your wife ??"]


"loh tee"
direct translation - 'bread' (derived from the malay word "roti")
real meaning - an adjective to describe a very slutty, chintzy and promiscuous female being. Highly derogatory.
eg: "Ah Piang eh chat loh si peh loh tee. Goh lui chap pek tau"
[translation : "Ah Piang's girl is a goddamn slut. Five cents for eighteen times"]


I was wonder that how all these such hokkien word were existed and who was the one created~~ lolzz!!!


Friday, November 28, 2008

CONTEST!!!! CONTEST!!!




Register now yea~~ XD

Thursday, November 27, 2008

I'm not rude weh~~~ lolzz

How are you going to tell the taxi driver.........????


Here are some conversation~~~

Driver : Nak ke mana cik?


Penumpang : Saya nak ke bandar Sunway. Dekat jer, rumah saya kat Jalan Puki Mak U Lah...


Driver : Cik, kita ni orang Melayu. Tak boleh ke gunakan bahasa yang lebih sopan.


Penumpang : Nak sopan macam mana lagi bang. Dah memang itu nama jalannya.


Driver : %$#@&*








LolzZz...apa ni~!~!~!


Saturday, November 15, 2008

有时做人可真不容易~~

你不解释,
人家就说你默认~~

你解释多,
人家就说你解释就是掩饰~~

你不说话,
人家就说你不正常,有心事,自闭~~

你说话多,
人家就说你吵, "kapsiao"~~

你没有笑容,
人家就说“好像全世界人都得罪你”~~

你嘻嘻哈哈,
人家就说你吃错药,发神经~~

你做事太认真,
人家就说你爱做样子,"qun1",不爽你~~

你做事不认真,
人家就说你不认真,没用,没威严~~

你不搞笑,
人家就说你不幽默~~

你爱搞笑,
人家就说你爱扮幽默,无聊~~


唉~~显得了做人可真不容易哦!!!

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Form 6 GraDuation~~~ hooray!!!

~~THE 12th FORM 6 GRADUATION~~



-hail for Chung Ling~~ lolzz-

- with Miss Goh ( kinda siao mia zha bo XD )-
-with ah hew a.k.a yoda-

-math teacher~~ Lee Hock Leong-

-6AS1 entau ba...XD-

-buddy forever-

-with thee ken-

-6AS1 and Fifie-

-teachers and 6AS1 students-

-make funny wor =.=-

-with shie huan a.k.a chi wa wa-

-kiss me babe... lolzZz-


finally~~ "pang sai kor piak"

Today's moment become tomorrow memory,

It's my honour to be here for 7 years..

~bye bye Chung Ling~

Saturday, October 11, 2008



~~FUTURE~~



~~FUTURE~~


~~FUTURE~~



1 more month to determine my FUTURE!?!?!?




sigh!!!!


Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Exam just over~~~
but what I'm feel now is scared,not relax...

after the trial exam,
I realise my level,
I realise my ability,
My studies are still terrible..

argh~~~ after this,
no more exam for us...
gonna face STPM already...
haiz~~ afraid of it...

scare i cant score,
scare i cant acquire a satisfaction result,
scare cant achieve the requirement,
finally,scare cant get into local UNIVERSITY!!!!
shit~~

I really don't know about my future now,
seems like it's dull~~~sigh!!


HOW~!~!~!~!~!~

Monday, September 15, 2008

The Y Generation~~~

Hmm, I've always wondered this myself.
Now I know. - The Silent generation, people born before 1946.

- The Baby Boomers, people born between 1946 and 1959.

- Generation X, people born between 1960 and 1979.

- Generation Y, people born between 1980 and 1995.

Why do we call the last one generation Y?
I did not know, but a caricaturist explains it eloquently below...
Learned something new!

Scroll down a bit.













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Holymama!!!! nice~~XD

LOLzZzZ!!!!

Thursday, August 28, 2008

~~TORNADO @ PENANG~~

omg...

Tornado occur at penang by the factory beach area near Batu Maung, Penang recently..
It's really unexpectable...

But certainly it doesn't hazardous like the disaster tornado...
Also,it doesn't brought any destructive to the area...

not to say much, lets share the photo with all of you~~


The END~~~

Wednesday, August 27, 2008



This is what happen when Cigarettes become more

expensive~~~










LOL!!!!



give me a click on my ads if you like it oh~~~ hehe!!! thanks~~~

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Sigh~~School reopen tomorrow~~
Deal again with the busy and suffer life...

Trial exam is arround the corner...
Feels like study nothing... haiz~~

After today will be a challenging period for me...
Hey man,I'm so afraid and panic...
I'm still retain the holiday mood lar...

HOW?!?!?!

really need "ang kong poh pi"~~~ haiz!!!

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Petrol price will officially drop by today???
Is it real??

Drop from RM2.70 to RM2.55...
Not much actually...

Why suddenly our government will make such decision??
What they going to do with that again??

I don't know anything actually...
Just heard from the press announcement...
I have no idea with the reason they did so...


Anyway, don't care whatever reason will be...
Enjoy the price dropping now will do as we don't know how long could the price remained...

By the way,wait for the changes after the coming election on 26th August...
We will see the show from Anwar Ibrahim....

In contrast,I have no eyes to see the effect if he lose in the election~~
Permatang Pauh and Seberang Jaya distinct will "pok kai"probably...


Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Sand Art~~

There is an impressive art I want to share with all of you... That's Sand Art~~~

It's made by only sand and a pair of hand... Don't have any stuff required...

The lightning effect is just place below the sand box to make it the art looks nice and clear...

It's really impressive me... Just watch it~~~ won't regret... =)

END~~~~

Any comment??? nice right??? hehe~~~

Contribute a click on my ads yea~~~ thanks XD

Monday, August 18, 2008

Oh no~~~ MALAYSIA!!!!

Malaysia lose terribly in the olympic badminton...

sigh~~
Dissapointment running around me when Lee Chong Wei lose the first match.

Worse come to worse,he lagging behind more and more during the 2nd match.

argh~~~

I dare not to continue watch it.. It extremely awful!!!!

All Malaysians wait for todays' final as he was the only hope to bring back a gold medal in the badminton events...

But what had happen is Lee Chong Wei lose~~~ argh!!!!
Okay,it's still acceptable...

But what am I dissatisfy was his performance for today's final..
I don't know what to comment about that...

I just can said that the final match was absolutely SUCK!!!!

I expect the match was really excited and competitive

However,haiz~~~~

Although it was the match between world 1st and 2nd single player,
but it seems like the match between a champion and a beginner~~
easier stuff for Lin Dan to beat Lee Chong Wei..
no pressure at all~~~

As what I'm expect before,Lee Chong Wei might be running fire during the final...
In conclusion,he really done it...
His perfomance todays' was totally not his standard and level,
however,as what we knew long time ago,
his skills and perfomances are not consistent at all.
Whether can win or not, depends on the wind blowing direction... =.=

haiz....

Anyhow,it's already a fact... Lin Dan was the Champion~~

definitely all the Malaysian citizens are same feeling with me,

that's Dissapointment~~

But at least Lee Chong Wei has contribute a silver medal and bring honour for Malaysia... Good job too... Congratulation~~~

Because of you, Malaysia won't get the last in olympic ranking...

Because of you, our government rather to spend RM300000 for your contribution...

We WoN'T blame You~~~

Sunday, August 17, 2008

haiz~~~~
School holiday now~~~

sigh for the holiday,
sigh for my laziness.


I hate holiday,
It ruins my study mood,
It makes me sleep more,
It brings me play more.

sigh~~~

Although i have study a little bit,
but i think the "bit" is just consider nothing.
feel sleepy every moment when study,
feel energetic when outing with friends.
omg~~

Hey man,what's the period now,
I'm still fooling around.
Gonna force myself to study now.

Also,give up for the samsungF480 contest.
It totally shit and wasting my time.
damn it!!!!


Start from today~~

drown myself with books and alphabets.


STUDY !~!~!~!


Saturday, August 16, 2008




Sorry for didn't update my blog for a long time... Too busy with my studies and don't rather to spend my time on blogging...

Okay, back to the last saturday as it was MRC Annual Fund Raising Dinner... I gotta attend~~

The dinner held at Penang Equatorial Hotel,really a luxury and class hotel..

the ballrooms are huge too..


hehe, first time attending this kinda ball and attired with coat...never wore like that before, however,I'm looks "yeng" after wore it....XD

Well,the dinner was a enormous event with our TYT (Yang Dipertua Negeri) and CM (chief minister) presence.. First time have the chance to approach them in a short distance but unfortunately i have no chance to camwhore with them...XD


The dinner was also entertained by many sorts of perfomance.. I not really enjoy it as I'm busy enjoy the food... hehe~~~


Here are some photo that i had took during the dinner~~~



me and kah boon~~


me and tiang XD



nice lightning in the ballroom...



in front the stage~~



with Mr.Chow~~~


also Mr.Ong~~~



there is a monkey dance in front of the mirror~~~ =.=



people call us F4 during the dinner~~~ lolzzz!!!




That's all~~~~ 3nD

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Once again.... I desire to complain about streamyx internet access...

It absolutely makes me irritated as its connection was totally SLOW and SUCK!!!!

I can't sign in for my msn for the entire night~~ okay, fine then!!!

but wtf~~ even surfing net, the connection speed was damn slow as well as like a snail... The speed is almost similar with the dial-up speed~~~perhaps the dial-up connection is faster than streamyx... shit!!!

It spends around 10 minutes ( it's not bombastic ) to load a web page, sometimes even failed to load the page and said that "internet explorer cannot display your webpage"... heck!!!!

Just now, I'm using 20 minutes to success in loading my blog and signing in into here to write this post... =.= I'm still sceptical i can success to publish this post... It's trying to challenge my patience!!!!

What's the point for us to support streamyx and pay for it?? It totally, absolutely SUCK!!!

STREAMYX- TMNUTS ( not TMNET)~~~ You are suck!!!

Monday, July 14, 2008

STRESS~~~
120 days left to be killed,
STPM is more and more approaching us,
seems like still study nothing,
mind remain empty,
the feeling is such fear.
study A forgot B, wtf!!! what is the point??
physically and mentally consumption till late of the night,
brain cells being killed,
everyday "koma" in the class,
eventually it comes out with that~~ duh!!!

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Chinese Shouldn't Have English Name~~~

Okay~~~ For those chinese who are Christian as their religious,most of them will possess a English name precede their Chinese name... Some of them desire a English name as it sounds nice when place together with their Chinese name...

Well, there are some hilarious name which I had found when there is a English name for a Chinese... Externally sounds and looks nice, however, it contains some hilarious pronunciation which could make you laugh of it...

LOLZZZ~~~ XD XD XD XD



This is hilarious

Why Chinese shouldn't have English names:

Anne Chang (Mandarin)-Dirty

Anne Chin (Mandarin) - Keep quiet

Faye Chen(Mandarin) - Dusty

Carl Cheng(Hokkien) - Buttock

Monica Cheng(Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks

Lucy Leow(Hokkien) - You are dead

Jane Tan(Mandarin) - Frying eggs

Suzie Leow(Hokkien) - Lost till death

Henry Mah(Mandarin) - Hate your mum

Corrine Tai (Hokkien) - Poor fellow

Paul Chan(Mandarin) - Bankrupt

Nelson Tan(Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs

Leslie Tong(Mandarin) - Rubbish bin

Carmen Teng (Hokkien) - Leg hair long

Connie Mah(Cantonese) - Call your mother

Danny See(Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death

Rosie Teng (Hokkien) - Screws and nails

Pete Tsai(Hokkien) - Nose droppings

Macy Koh(Cantonese) - Never die before


Wakakazzzz.... So, you should know the reason right???? XD

Monday, July 7, 2008

3nD oF +H3 W0rld In Y3@R 2012??

End of the world in year 2012??~~~ Do you believe it??

Well, I don't believe it totally as there are considerable of prediction which have been made by others such as coming disaster in certain country in certain year, end of the world and so on... But nothing was happened since some of the prediction were existed long time ago...

Receive some mails which are all about the prediction of coming disaster few months ago... In my opinion,it's absolutely unreliable.. just to read but not to trust... Some of the prediction are too bombastic... But certainly, i can't ensure that it's impossible and may not be occured as disaster was horrible and unexpected, probably to happen anytime, anywhere without our awereness... Perhaps these prediction are just to alert and warning all the people and may not be true for all...

For examples:
~~2008,July: There will be an earthquake in Japan, which will cause a tsunami of 30 plus metres high to occur as well.

~~2008, 18th September: An earthquake with magnitude of approximately 9.1 will rock China , simultaneously causing a tsunami of more than 30 metres to occur, resulting in the deaths of more than 1 million people. Although this huge earthquake will happen after the Olympics have ended, there will be a series of relatively smaller earthquakes occurring in China before the huge earthquake. The China government, which is more concerned with the success of the Olympics, will most likely neglect to employ appropriate cautionary measures, thus the high casualty rate. If the China government does not publicise the occurrence of these minor earthquakes and evacuate people, the number of deaths will be as predicted.

~~2014: A small planet that has been gradually closing in on Earth might eventually collide with Earth, and this collision, if come to pass, will affect the survival of humans as a whole.

--Mr. Juseleeno made known his predictions in hopes that people will take heed of his warnings, so that these disasters may be avoided. He hopes there will be a major change in the thinking of people’s mindsets in the time period 2007 – 2008. One factor will be the environmental issue of global warming, which is more serious than what some meteorologists assume.


Recently, they have reveal widely that our world will end on year 2012... I'm not believe it, and i guess most of the people are same opinion with me too... Year 2012?? Well, it's just 4 years away from now,is it possible??? Will it be true?? gosh~~~

Erm, about the prediction... It's regarding to the collision of a foreign planet with our earth which is known as Planet X (nibiru) and causing a Mega Tsunamis, Tornadoes that will encounter to our earth when the day is coming. Also, the arrival of Planet X to our earth orientation will affect the north and south pole conditions as well.. Such destructions will cause almost 2/3 of the human in the earth to leave the world...

I think it's too long for me to explain.. For more details and further explanation, just watch through the video and you will understand as well.. thanks~~







As a human being that lives in the earth, we should know about our earth condition todays that it's getting heavy illness... One of it is global warming as there are few sign to punish our human being especially the rising of global temperature.. We might deserve it though since this is what we done to our earth.. Therefore,It's not unacceptable for it to end its life anytime...

Nobody will hopes the undesirable incident will encounter to our earth...

Hence, appreciate what you've and belongs now... Appreciate our earth, appreciate our nature... These are what we should do as a human being that live in the earth...


THE END~~~

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Hurt~~~ hurt~~~ hurt in every part... suffer!!! ='(



shoulder pain, chest pain, arm pain,abdominal pain, consequence of harsh exercise in gym training...



Today~ injured my leg, lips internal bleeding, headache and stomachache... argh!!!



Although all of it are hurt, but i felt numb~~ no matter how hurt it will be, i won't care.. because all of that weren't hurt than my heart~ =(



Fine then... let me collapse!




Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Gatalkeh ni???

People are always sensitive with touching especially both are in different sex
and the preson who did so will consider as "gatal"...
Do you agree with this circumstances???

Well,this thinking will only exist in Malaysian's mind whereas it's not for western countries as Malaysian's can't be open minded as the western people...

Sometimes when a guy touch a girl waist or shoulder while taking photo, others who saw it will think nonsence... Don't know why~~~


For western people, all of these are just a common things... They may even hug each other, kiss one other hand and etc... as greet~~~

When this situation happen to Malaysian, you certainly will heard many sorts of silly sounds like yer~~, aiyer~~, huaa~~, woo~~~ and so on.. =.=""

Sometimes when even a guy is just touch their ladies' friends head when they meet or just abit close with them, others who saw it will say the guy as , RM7.80~~ which is the common nick name... =S

Hey, this action is illegal in Malaysia~~~ xD


I can't predict what will happened when those people are stay in western countries... Maybe they will cry?? Think that they already "sit dai"??? or may even sue the person to the courts..XD
Aiyah, people~~ Don't be so sensitive lar.. Belum try belum tau, Sekali try, hari hari mau~~~ XD



I really don't think that's anything wrong with that... In contrast, all of these should not be happened for the same sex... Erm, it's still acceptable between girl and girl... But what i really "pantang" is "GHEY"... shit~~ It makes me wanna puke when this happen to me or I saw it...

It makes me wonder, why the normal one people will decline all the while whereas the abnormal one is happen in the entire street~~~ wierd Malaysian!!!


fish and wil~~ appreciate your banana!!! XD

Something that more disgusting is they don't want to be a normal guy but wanna become sissy~~~ wtf!!! It's not strange to see this kind of dumb nowadays... their practically are totally make me sick!!!

They may think that they are more prefer ladies lifestyle, like to be a girl... But please la, your mother pregnant and carry you for 10 months, birth you out with a pair of egg and banana, flow with "hormom testosterone", so please use it wisely... Don't even try to change it to "hormom progestrone"... this will totally hurt your mum... They may even willing to spend money to do many sorts of surgery to display the symptomes which could make them look alike with ladies...omg~~~duh!!! Ini takdir Tuhan, Tuhan nak you jadi laki, patuh saje la... Why you wanna change to such disgusting lifestyle??? Why don't make yourself be more macho??? =.=

Same for ladies, why you guys wanna act like a guy and full with "guy smell"??? Why don't wanna become a soft,polite and caring ladies whereas wanna behave gruff and rowdy??... I'm not discriminate of this sorts of people, i just can't accept it.. It makes the lifestyle becomes irregularity...

Anyway, I can't prevent it to be happened... Just appreciate what had GOD given to you...

p/s: Sorry for using all of this photo... I just found it's suitable to express it out... XD.. Please don't sue me...